April 2012
"Hot" Magazine Interview excerpt with Colin Morgan...
Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?
Bradley: I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami.
Interviewer: You do not.
Bradley: Yes, I do. It's quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract.
Interviewer: And you're sure it's not because they recognise you from the show?
Colin: Well, generally they're too distracted by the origami.
Bradley: Yes. My house is origami. I've got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami.
Interviewer: It must be very environmentally friendly.
Bradley: Yeah, big time.
Interviewer: Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic?
Colin: After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything.
Interviewer: Okay. Do you own anything origami?
Colin: No, I'm an origami wannabe. I've actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can't actually fold things. I'm a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn't even enter the origami game. It's a rough industry and certainly if you don't have thick skin, you're going to lose.
Interview: Let us guess, we're your first interview of the day, aren't we?
Colin: Yes!
Interviewer: And this is how you like to start your day?
Bradley: ...I usually start my day with origami.
gingerhaze:
Have a shmoopy Hulkeye comic because this particular fascination of mine is unlikely to be indulged by the movie. (DON’T TELL ME IF IT IS I DON’T WANT SPOILERS this late release date is killing me)
The came from a conversation Lloyd and I had during Earth’s Mightiest Heroes where Hulk carried around Hawkeye in a baby sling.
queenofmultitasking:
absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
#the opening line of my biography
cataquack:
seneca—-crane:
Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen
And then God created Jared Padalecki
God: I am going to make him extremely attractive
Jared: Yes good
God: With perfect hair
Jared: I like this
God: And he shall tower above all men
Jared: Wow thanks bro
God: All his shirts will be disgusting
Jared: Wait what
God: His taste for shirts will be regarded by all as terrible
Jared: God what the fuck man
God: He shall love all things patterned and floral
Jared: Why
Moral of the Story - You can't have it all, bro
The second I realize I've become emotionally...
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
#NOT AGAIN
There’s some drunk guy being dragged out by his mate and there’s some twat’s going ‘deck him!!’ and i just want them to make out to shut them up.
That’d be a turn of events.
My class is full of arrogant annoying twats.
I left my phone at home today...this is what I...
Sister: Started watching Supernatural. Wanted to figure out wtf you're always going on about
Sister: JESUS - that's how the mom dies!?!
Sister: Dude, if someone breaks into the house, call the cops. Don't go fight them dumbass.
Sister: Hey isn't that what's his name from that WB show - what's it called?
Sister: I like the gf.
Sister: there's a cat on my porch (pic attached)
Sister: the lady ghost - what was she on?
Sister: nevermind, figured it out
Sister: are they brothers? why don't they just sit on each other's laps?
Sister: where's the dad? is this going to take all fucking season?
Sister: I like the car.
Nothing for awhile, and then.
Sister: YOU DO NOT DISCHARGE A GUN THAT CLOSE TO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER. JESUS CHRIST.
Sister: THE CAR
Sister: creepy kids. I don't like creepy kids.
Sister: well, that was an awkward way to be sucked into hell. what's with the water spot?
Sister: Your brother wants to go to law school. Let him go to law school.
Sister: She made him cookies! Adorable - wait kjadfkjv;akd;fjdlk
Sister: SHE DIES!?! Why the hell am I watching this?!
Sister: Oh my god. He saved his brother from a fire. Again. Kill me now.
Sister: we've got work to do? no, you have therapy to go to
Sister: I'm not watching this anymore....sorry kiddo, not my thing.
A little while later.
Sister: WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WOODS?!? THE WOODS THAT LOOK LIKE MY BACKYARD - WHAT IS IN THERE?
Straight women: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Gay women: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Straight guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Gay guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Asexuals: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Pansexuals: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Martin Freeman: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Everyone in the world: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Other species: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Benedict Cumberbatch: Nooo, I'm actually....
The whole universe: SHUT.UP.YOU.ARE.
we'll take tea in the masturbatory: lbenanti:... →
lbenanti:
today in english someone asked who the toucan in the lion king is in terms of hamlet (w/e w/e that’s not relevant)
and so the whole class got into a debate about the fact it’s not a toucan but no one could remember what kind of bird it was and they were all like ‘some african…
